i wanna be an idle teen
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(via stormriver)
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- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
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“no homo” i say with a little sigh, looking at my withering crops. there hasn’t been any homo around these parts for years. the plants dont grow. the harvest doesnt come. the land is dying.
(via potties)
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I AM ON TUMBLR ON MY PHONE RN BUT IF I WAS AT A COMPUTER I WOULD POST THAT GIF OF TYRA SAYING “I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS” WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU MARINA. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.
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Citibank presale here I come
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“We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like that. What makes them think that we even WANT them to find us attractive? If you do, thanks very much, we’re flattered. But if you don’t, why do you really need to voice this opinion in the first place, and what makes you think we actually give a toss that you, personally, do not find us attractive? What do you want us to do? Shall we stop weightlifting, amend our diet in order to completely get rid of our ‘manly’ muscles, and become housewives in the sheer hope that one day you will look more favourably upon us and we might actually have a shot with you?! Cause you are clearly the kindest, most attractive type of man to grace the earth with your presence.” — Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via monkeyknifefight)(via justtouchedawkwardly)
